| Name | What I Call Him | Some info | Web-site |
| Scott | Dennis, Breff | Goes for Richmond, from N.T., damn tall | Richmond |
| Marc R | Robo, Toadie | Goes for Crows, from Canada, damn fat | Neighbours |
| Shaheen | Shaz, Monoghan, Macca's | Goes for Afghanistan, has one eyebrow | Macdolalds |
| Sambhav | Bhav | Goes for too many teams, has a fettish for cars | Porche |
| Noel | G-wannabe | Has something against white people, Sri Lankan | 2pac |
| Andy | 6-pack, Sav, Rocca, Pav | Goes for Crows, is a Morman, but a good bloke | Own site |
| Marc L | Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiillll | Goes for Carlton, really has to get a better haircut | Kouta |
| Nader | Pyramid, Tutenkhamen | Is a soccer player, and tries too hard at school | Pyramid |
| Tyson | Fat-ass | Is the #1 breff in the world, has to lose some flab | Weight loss |
| David | Gorgio | Shouldn't have cut off the ponytail | Ponytail |
| Peter | Gigatz | Is karate kid, but anyone could woop his ass | Karate |
| Vishaal | Vish | Worries too much about what poeple think of him | Punjab |